This is an answer to the "Snape is a virgin and a lousy lay" challenge which I believe originated on the Snapefans list. However, it is ANYTHING but funny. And Minerva frankly surprised the holy hell out of me.
"Ridiculous Thoughts," by Riley, is a first-time sex story with a twist. In a nutshell, Minerva has a few demons in her past, and a drunken romp with one S. Snape threatens to bring them to the surface. It’s a bit of role-reversal, with Minerva in the questionable-morals seat, but believable, horrifying, and funny all at the same time.
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