It’s not really a good idea to mix alcohol, gossip, and correspondence
From the Desk of Headmistress McGonagall by parseltonguepen gives you gossipy!soused!Minerva, who puts her sharp quill to wickedly funny use. The discussion of the Longbottom men's personal attributes (and the name "Longbottom" appears to be apt) is worth the price of admission. And it's a two-fer, with Augusta Longbottom's answer in-kind.
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