From the Desk of Headmistress McGonagall

Creator: parseltonguepen
Rating: M/R
Word Count: 1,500

It’s not really a good idea to mix alcohol, gossip, and correspondence

Characters: Argus Filch, Irma Pince, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Percy Weasley, Pomona Sprout, Rolanda Hooch, Severus Snape
Why You Should Check It Out:

From the Desk of Headmistress McGonagall by parseltonguepen gives you gossipy!soused!Minerva, who puts her sharp quill to wickedly funny use. The discussion of the Longbottom men's personal attributes (and the name "Longbottom" appears to be apt) is worth the price of admission. And it's a two-fer, with Augusta Longbottom's answer in-kind.

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